Hand-carved wooden raccoon figurine sitting on a white background

Wooden Raccoon Figurine

$45.00
$45.00
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Hand-carved wooden raccoon figurine sitting on a white background
  • Hand-carved wooden raccoon figurine sitting on a white background
  • Wooden raccoon figurine beside a jar of chocolate chip cookies, will work for snacks
  • Wooden raccoon figurine on a desk with a monitor and succulent plant
  • Wooden raccoon figurine displayed on a bookshelf between books
  • Collage of the wooden raccoon figurine from multiple angles showing carved texture and posture
  • Wooden raccoon figurine inside a small gift box with a thank you tag
  • Wooden raccoon figurine on a stone surface beside a small silver charm
  • Two wooden raccoon figurines shown side by side with dimensions of 2.4 inches and 3.5 inches labeled
Wooden Raccoon Figurine

Wooden Raccoon Figurine

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$45.00
$45.00
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Top highlights

  • A Cheeky Companion for Your Monitor Stand: Set him on a desk, mantel, or tiered tray and let his cheeky mask and surprisingly calm demeanor add instant personality to the room. This hand-carved raccoon is the internet's favorite Trash Panda, minus the actual trash.

  • 100 Percent Handcrafted in Vietnam: Carved by a real fellowship of makers, not a factory line, every raccoon passes through human hands from raw timber to finished form, so no two ever look quite the same.

  • Say Goodbye to Hollow Plastic Replicas, Zero Resin Inside: This is 100% solid natural wood, not a mass-produced factory mold. Hand-carved texture gives his signature mask a depth no plastic knockoff can match.

  • Perfectly Imperfect Craftsmanship: No CNC machines, no lasers, just hand tools shaping his expression and smooth, tactile surface. You can feel the substantial weight in your palm, and the grain on your piece will never repeat on anyone else's.

  • A Funny Gift for Meme and Animal Lovers: Housewarmings, birthdays, and anyone who appreciates a little humor in their home decor find a natural fit here. Skip the generic raccoon merch everyone already has; this one is genuinely one of a kind.
Product specifications

• Material: 100% Solid Vietnam Green Cypress
• Dimensions: Approx. 3.5 inches tall (9 cm)
• Finish: Hand-applied natural beeswax
• Care: Dry dust only, avoid water
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Processing Time

  • All orders are handcrafted and packaged with care. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing before your order ships.

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  • Domestic (US): Standard shipping is $4.99 per item for U.S. orders. Free delivery available for order 3+ items. Delivery usually takes 5–8 business days after your order ships.
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  • If your package is lost in transit or arrives damaged, please contact us at support@beerusty.store within 7 days of delivery. We will work with you to resolve the issue promptly.

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  • For any shipping-related questions, email us at support@beerusty.store

Vietnam Green Cypress: Fine natural grain with unique color shifts, solid structure, and beautifully preserved artisan chisel marks.

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Hand-carved wooden raccoon figurine sitting on a white background
Wooden raccoon figurine beside a jar of chocolate chip cookies, will work for snacks
Wooden raccoon figurine on a desk with a monitor and succulent plant
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Wooden raccoon figurine displayed on a bookshelf between books
Collage of the wooden raccoon figurine from multiple angles showing carved texture and posture
Wooden raccoon figurine inside a small gift box with a thank you tag
Wooden raccoon figurine on a stone surface beside a small silver charm
Two wooden raccoon figurines shown side by side with dimensions of 2.4 inches and 3.5 inches labeled

From Raw Timber to Your Home

Meet The Cozy Roommate

We don’t do hollow resin or factory plastics. Your Trash Panda is born from a solid block of premium timber with a substantial weight you can actually feel. Finished with natural beeswax to make the unique wood grain truly pop.

Honest Woodcraft

Forget 3D printers and factory molds. Our artisans use traditional hand tools to carefully carve his cheeky mask and subtle details. Because it’s all done by hand, your raccoon gets his own unique tool marks and a one-of-a-kind, silently judging expression.

A Cheeky Heirloom

Plastic fades, but real wood matures. Over the years, your little desk companion will develop a rich, natural patina, soaking up the stories of your workspace. He’s not a temporary meme; he’s a low-maintenance heirloom built to stick around.

Two men working together with text 'Artisans Guided by Tradition' and '#ProudlycraftedinVietnam'.
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B
Blanche

I am so happy with this purchase. The Raccoon is even cuter in person and the quality is just perfect. Great addition to my collection of animal figurines.

J
J.P.

Very nice
Detail,
Would suggest adding some darker stain or markinfs for a raccoon striping on tail and also the mask

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