Wooden Raccoon Figurine

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Wooden Raccoon Figurine

Name: Wooden Raccoon Figurine
Brand: BeeRusty
SKU: SHO-RC
Price: 45.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Style: Woodland | Playful | Desk Decor

$45.00 USD

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Product details

Material 100% Solid Vietnam Green Cypress

Dimensions Approx. 3.5 inches tall (9 cm)

Finish Hand-applied natural beeswax

Care Dry dust only, avoid water

A Cheeky Companion for Your Monitor Stand: Set him on a desk, mantel, or tiered tray and let his cheeky mask and surprisingly calm demeanor add instant personality to the room. This hand-carved raccoon is the internet's favorite Trash Panda, minus the actual trash.
100 Percent Handcrafted in Vietnam: Carved by a real fellowship of makers, not a factory line, every raccoon passes through human hands from raw timber to finished form, so no two ever look quite the same.
Say Goodbye to Hollow Plastic Replicas, Zero Resin Inside: This is 100% solid natural wood, not a mass-produced factory mold. Hand-carved texture gives his signature mask a depth no plastic knockoff can match.
Perfectly Imperfect Craftsmanship: No CNC machines, no lasers, just hand tools shaping his expression and smooth, tactile surface. You can feel the substantial weight in your palm, and the grain on your piece will never repeat on anyone else's.
A Funny Gift for Meme and Animal Lovers: Housewarmings, birthdays, and anyone who appreciates a little humor in their home decor find a natural fit here. Skip the generic raccoon merch everyone already has; this one is genuinely one of a kind.

Processing Time

All orders are handcrafted and packaged with care. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing before your order ships.

Shipping Rates & Delivery Times

Standard shipping:

Domestic (US): Standard shipping is $4.99 per item for U.S. orders. Free delivery available for order 3+ items. Delivery usually takes 5–8 business days after your order ships.
International: Shipping rates will be calculated at checkout.

Express shipping options are available at checkout for an additional fee.

Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you will receive an email with your tracking number and a link to track your package online.

International Shipping & Customs

We ship worldwide. Please note that international orders may be subject to import duties, taxes, and fees, which are the responsibility of the customer.
Delivery times may vary depending on your country’s customs process.

Lost or Damaged Packages

If your package is lost in transit or arrives damaged, please contact us at support@beerusty.store within 7 days of delivery. We will work with you to resolve the issue promptly.

Questions?

For any shipping-related questions, email us at support@beerusty.store

Carved by Thanh

Twenty years refining the joins and finish that keep every piece steady on a shelf.

Wood profile

Vietnam Green Cypress: Fine natural grain with unique color shifts, solid structure, and beautifully preserved artisan chisel marks.

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From raw timber to your home

Honest Wood. Zero Plastic

We don’t do hollow resin or factory plastics. Your Trash Panda is born from a solid block of premium timber with a substantial weight you can actually feel. Finished with natural beeswax to make the unique wood grain truly pop.

Zero Lasers. Just Chisels

Forget 3D printers and factory molds. Our artisans use traditional hand tools to carefully carve his cheeky mask and subtle details. Because it’s all done by hand, your raccoon gets his own unique tool marks and a one-of-a-kind, silently judging expression.

A Cheeky Heirloom

Plastic fades, but real wood matures. Over the years, your little desk companion will develop a rich, natural patina, soaking up the stories of your workspace. He’s not a temporary meme; he’s a low-maintenance heirloom built to stick around.